partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

detoxys:

BYE

crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

dmthx28:

when ur in ur lane and see someone swerve messily out of theirs

dmthx28:

when ur in ur lane and see someone swerve messily out of theirs