When I die turn my ashes into a text post
“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
that moment when you don’t understand a joke but you laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
me trying to get homework done
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you